Tag: trash

Foxy Brown (1974)

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Jack Hill directed this Pam Grier follow up to Coffy (it was going to be a sequel titled Burn Coffy Burn), and while is isn’t quite as good, it is a hell of a lot of fun. There is so much ridiculous ’70s cheese packed into 92 minutes you won’t believe it. The opening credits alone are jaw dropping. All there is to know is that Foxy is getting revenge by posing as a hooker to infiltrate the gang that killed her boyfriend. That means you get to see all the naughty stuff, and much ass kicking, while being treated to tons of quotable dialogue like this: “You pink-ass corrupt honky judge, take your little wet noodle outta here and if you see a man anywhere send him in because I do need a MAN!” Just turn off your higher brain functions and get ready to be entertained, sucka.

Not available on domestic Blu-ray.

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Surviving Edged Weapons (1988)

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Streaming on YouTube | imdb (current rating 8.4!!!) | (Funny Clip – not the trailer)

This is a documentary made for the police that is surprisingly entertaining for civilians. The people who produced it somehow did not realize that the majority of this video is hilarious and ridiculous. The historical and reenactment scenes will leave you in amused disbelief. There is some good info peppered in there too, so you’ll be more prepared for your next street fight. Amazingly Surviving Edged Weapons also features famed martial artist Dan Inosanto, who you may have seen in Big Trouble in Little China (or a bunch of lesser films). This video does show some pretty gruesome real-life injuries so don’t watch if you can’t handle that. Everyone else please enjoy this slab of inadvertently entertaining Anomalous Cinema.

Not available on Blu-ray.

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The Stabilizer (1986)

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Indonesia had a moment there in the ‘80s. Mystics in Bali, Lady Terminator, and this epic slab of cheese. The action starts immediately and does not let up. It’s schlocky as can be, but charming. Some people feel this way about Troll 2, but that ain’t got endless gun fights, kung fu, and car chases my friend. Oh and The Stabilizer has a Javanese Mr. T. It’s as if the filmmakers watching every action movie and TV show available at the time and made their own awful version. Thankfully for humanity that equals a very entertaining movie experience.

Not available on Blu-ray.

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Not Quite Hollywood (2008)

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What we have here is a flat-out blast of a documentary about Australian exploitation cinema. It works as a primer on all the excellent weird films that came from the continent, and as an incredibly entertaining experience on it’s own. I was inspired to track down a ton of movies after my first viewing. This is essential Anomalous viewing.

Available on Import Blu-Ray.

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The Oily Maniac (1976)

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The Shaw Brothers made this absolutely bonkers horror / action flick years before The Toxic Avenger. It is even more gloriously ridiculous than Toxie. You might just enjoy this movie so much you have to own the collectible vinyl figure (it ain’t cheap though).

Import Blu-ray available from 88 Films.

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Five Elements Ninjas (1982)

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Main image – my photo of a hand-painted Ghanaian poster for “Five Elements Ninjas.”

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Now THIS is a Saturday Night movie! Five Elements Ninjas is one of my top five favorite martial arts films of all time. The Shaw Brothers serve up a heaping helping of nearly non-stop, insane, bloody ninja action. The film is often ridiculous, and utterly improbable, but it all works together beautifully somehow. Enjoy with your favorite psychoactive for maximum impact.

Available on Blu-ray from Tokyo Shock.

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Coffy (1973)

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My girlfriend and I have an expression we use a lot – “Ten Times Pam Grier” (emphasis on ten times with pauses between the words). It works for many purposes. This comes from the time we saw a 35mm print of Coffy with a Pam Grier Q&A after. A very enthusiastic fan said the above words to Ms. Grier and followed by “I’ve seen this movie ten times,” and many kind words about the actress. Pam loved it, and I love this movie. It’s easily my favorite blaxploitation film, and you can watch a nicely restored version on Amazon Prime.

Available on Blu-ray from Olive Films.

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Dead or Alive (1999)

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This was my first Takashi Miike experience. I was lucky enough to see a 35mm print at the Philadelphia Film Fest (thank you Travis Crawford). I am always hunting for fast paced movies. This is one of the fastest! Dead or Alive is crazy, hyperactive action from start to finish. If you can forgive a little cheap looking CG at the end, this movie is a blast (pun intended).

Available on Blu-ray from Arrow.

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Death Warmed Up (1984)

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This is a pioneering New Zealand cult film that bounces between horror, action, sci-fi, comedy, and candy-colored ‘80s nightmare. Features the synth pop hit “I Like to Drive.” Well, it should have been a hit.

Available on Blu-ray from Severin.

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Devil’s Express (1976)

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Aka Gang Wars. What the man doesn’t tell you is that back in the mid ‘70s New York City was plagued with Kung Fu gangs and zombies. Low-budget exploitation doesn’t get much better than this.

Please note: 1) Deep creep analog synth as the eyelid zombie staggers around NYC. 2) Theodore Gottlieb, who voiced the original Gollum, has a cameo as a priest.

Bonus: Yet another amazing 35mm double feature I saw was Devil’s Express with Death Promise. That’s right, this ain’t no Death Wish punk, it’s a PROMISE. You may be able to watch them back to back online (psychoactives encouraged). Even if Death Promise isn’t available in HD it’s worth a watch. If you’re doing things right, you won’t care about the resolution.

Available on Blu-ray from Code Red.

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